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Old 16-07-2008, 07:30 PM   #1
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18 + Girl with cold hands

A 16 year old girl is walking down the beach with her mum who then says "mum my hands are cold" the mum replies "put your hands between your legs for a few minutes then they will soon warm up" she does this and is happy that her hands are warm.....

The next day the young girl is walking down the beach again but this time with her boyfriend, he says to her "damn my hands are cold" to which the girl replies put them between my "legs and they will soon warm up" after a few mins hes happy his hands are warm....

About 5 min later the young lad says "damn my ***** is cold" to which the girl replies its ok "put it between my legs it will soon warm up" after a few mins hes very happy and walks her home....

upon reaching hom the young girl's mum says "did you have a nice walk", the young girl says "yes mum it was a very nice walk, btw mum whats a *****" the mum says "well why sweetheart"..

she says "well i was walking down the beach and my boyfriend had a cold ***** so i told him to put it between my legs for a few min till it warmed up but damn what a mess it makes when it defrosts!!!"
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Old 18-07-2008, 07:59 PM   #2
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Old 20-07-2008, 08:44 PM   #3
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Re: Girl with cold hands

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A 16 year old girl is walking down the beach with her mum who then says "mum my hands are cold" the mum replies "put your hands between your legs for a few minutes then they will soon warm up" she does this and is happy that her hands are warm.....

The next day the young girl is walking down the beach again but this time with her boyfriend, he says to her "damn my hands are cold" to which the girl replies put them between my "legs and they will soon warm up" after a few mins hes happy his hands are warm....

About 5 min later the young lad says "damn my ***** is cold" to which the girl replies its ok "put it between my legs it will soon warm up" after a few mins hes very happy and walks her home....

upon reaching hom the young girl's mum says "did you have a nice walk", the young girl says "yes mum it was a very nice walk, btw mum whats a *****" the mum says "well why sweetheart"..

she says "well i was walking down the beach and my boyfriend had a cold ***** so i told him to put it between my legs for a few min till it warmed up but damn what a mess it makes when it defrosts!!!"



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Old 29-07-2008, 12:45 PM   #4
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Haha veryy good and yeah im sure a 16 y/o would know lol unless shes been locked in a cupboard all her life :s
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