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Old 12-06-2015, 12:50 AM   #1
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Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He only has 1 leg, 1 arm, and 1 eye. Each day, Ranji has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes, and only the opposite pedal. If you send just $2, Iíll send you the video, itís fucking hilarious.
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Hahaha!

Ok, this is the first joke I ever remember my dad telling me...

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?

AN ERECTION
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What's the most difficult thing about having sex with a 5-year old?

Getting the blood out of your clown costume afterwards.
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Hahaha!

Ok, this is the first joke I ever remember my dad telling me...

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?

AN ERECTION
And the new member makes it quite clear they really DO belong here.
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Whats the best thing about 24 year olds?

Theres 20 of them
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BBC News - British student dies two weeks after falling from a balcony in Majorca.

F**k, how high was that balcony!?
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Who are the world's fastest readers? New yorkers. They can go through hundreds of stories in seconds!
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And the new member makes it quite clear they really DO belong here.

Haha. Well I figure might as well get it out there now. Save myself the trouble of having to pretend to be normal later XD

On that note, what's the difference between a black man and a park bench?

A park bench can support a family.

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Just bought 'The Sims : Alton Towers' DLC...

Damn thing keeps crashing.
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Dylann Roof is now being questioned by Police after shooting 9 black people dead in one day.

Charleston police chief Gregory Mullen said,

"He went a little overboard with this unique style of job application, but we'd still like to take him on."
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Dylann Roof is now being questioned by Police after shooting 9 black people dead in one day.

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Az: Denied. AND DENIED SO MUCH MORE
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Dylann Roof is now being questioned by Police after shooting 9 black people dead in one day.

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And that was so soon I had to google who he was lol
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Seeing as this appears to be the current platform for the Straight-to-Hell Express...

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Potato cannon?
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Look like he just spaffed his load out the end of the cannon...
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Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff.
"I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. "Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. "You see, no one cares about the Jews."
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