If it helps from my perspective I witnessed :-
- You showing off your hairy legs
- You creating a special Sangria (Langria)
- You attempting to RKO Hairy and fell off your chair
- You lost the toilet key and got Bob to carry you to the loo

- You were awake at 4:15am Friday laughing your ass off
- You vomited in your mouth at 3:50am on Friday and informed everyone you didn't like the taste
- Your contra skills need working on!
- You cleaned out Tesco of Hooch
I think you should drink again, its funny