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Old 21-02-2006, 08:29 PM   #1
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Smells (series 1)

Eddie: This is a sex shop isn't it?

Shop Assistant: Yes.

Eddie: [slaps money down] I'll have five quid's worth then!

Shop Assistant: Very droll sir, I've never heard that one before.

Eddie: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?

Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.

Eddie: You've been working here too long, mate.
Parade (series 2)

Eddie: So, er, what did you do then?

Falklands War Vet: Well, I'd rather not talk about it.

Eddie: Why? Is it embarrassing? **** your pants, did you? Cry, did you?

Falklands War Vet: Quite the opposite, actually.

Eddie: What, you sucked water in through your eyes?
Digger (series 2)

Woman: And your name?

Eddie: Edward Hitler.

Women: Ooh, any relation?

Eddie: Well... I've got a mother.

Women: No, no I meant to Adolf Hitler.

Eddie: Yes, that's her!


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Old 21-02-2006, 08:32 PM   #2
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methinks someone's thrown down a gauntlet only got the live dvds at hand at the moment, will have to fish out the series later
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Old 21-02-2006, 08:37 PM   #3
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Ive got just about everything they did together
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You really cant beat... 'me owld beer mat cat flap crap happy captain **** flap'
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Old 21-02-2006, 08:48 PM   #6
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Oh, what a beautiful day!

Just the usual dilemma... Shall I get drunk now, or..... Shall I get very drunk now?

Or, am I drunk already?

I better have a little drinky and have a think about it...
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Old 21-02-2006, 08:50 PM   #7
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I want to be just like Eddie!
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Old 21-02-2006, 08:53 PM   #8
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Eddie, does my breath smell?
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Does the Pope sh1t in the woods?
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I don't know. Why?
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'Cos it smells like he shat in your mouth!
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Old 21-02-2006, 09:02 PM   #9
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I cant get it in!

The holes to small

Maybe its the wrong hole?

Ill try it the other way up

*Grunts*

Come on Come on I just want to get it in!

Oh its no good it must be the wrong key

Oh no its not its a sausage!

Oh n0es its my knob!!!!

No wonder it was to small!
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Old 21-02-2006, 09:04 PM   #10
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Old 21-02-2006, 09:06 PM   #11
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Eddie: Hey Rich.

Richie: Fire away duckie, I'm all ears.

Eddie: Did you know you've got a load of sh1t up your back?

Richie: What?! [tuts] Oh it's these white trousers; they're a tropical nightmare. Is my skidmark showing through?

Eddie: Not so much a skidmark, more a sort of half mile stretch of the Maginot Line!

Richie: Oh come on; you're exaggerating!

Eddie: All right then. What about an emergency runway. In Bosnia. In winter. That's covered in sh1t.
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Old 21-02-2006, 09:16 PM   #12
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Eddie!
*Pause*
Richie puts hand down trousers...
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Yea??
Richie jumps
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Jesus christ I nearly got w**kers whiplash then!
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Eddie get downstairs imediatly!
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No!
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Ive got the sprouts
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Go see a doctor
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No Eddie get downstairs and help me unload my vegatables
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I shall do no such thing you foul pervert
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Look enough of the crap double entendres, get down here this instant youngman
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I cannot come down....
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And why not prrrey??
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Becuase.... dddd ddddd dddddd deeeer!.... I am allready down!!!!
*Eddie jumps out the fridge*
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mwahaha, absolute classic
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This thread is roffletastic , Gotta rate this thread 5 stars
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Now do you remeber when we were being escorted from the prison van into the reception block?
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You mean running the gauntlet of trunchens and spit?
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Yea
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Ive got a sort of hazy recolection
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Good good, do you also remember the prisoner jearing at you from one of the cells?
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Yes yes I remember him!
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And you shouted back up to him, "Piss off you small *****, lard bucket, do you want some of this, do you want some?"

Yea...

Well that was Mr Big
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Does he want to hurt me?
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Worse..

Hes.. Hes fallen in love with you...

Strangly enough that was the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to him... and he's coming round in about 10 mins to eh.. consumate the relationship

And he wonders if you wouldnt mind wearing this...
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Its a sticky situation to be in Eddie
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I think it will be yes..., Hes built like a donkey
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Built like a Donkey?!?
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Yes, hes built like a donkey, and hes got a really enourmous knob!!
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Bastard! Bastard, bastard, bastard! Stupid stupid bastard! You stupid stupid bastard, stupid bastard arse! You arse! You stupid arse bastard! You stupid arse, bollock bastard, nipple wank turd!


Why won't this bloody toaster work?
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oh n0es I cant rep you! You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Beanz again.
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How are you still alive???
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