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Old 01-08-2011, 08:55 AM   #17
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Re: Slightly over modded car

Thinking about it, it is quite handy in these situations:

1. If you have fluff/chocolate covered peanuts/tabacco/pubic hair (delete as appropriate) hanging around in the corners of the door trim storage, this invention means you can easily shake it out. This saves you getting it stuck under your nails when you try and reach those hard to access areas in door storage areas.

2. After washing your car, instead of shammy leather, just drive around waving your doors and boot around for a good drying effect.

3. If you are out for a day at the seaside with the little darlings and despite having been told not to touch the electric windows, they decide to try your patience. As soon as you hear the electric motor whirl, at a flick of a switch the rear door opens and little Johnny is flung from the high speed vehicle and killed. No more naughty children.
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