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Roger_Mellie 14-02-2009 12:43 PM

A poem for Valentine's Day
 
Roses are daft.

Violets are silly.

Grease up those flaps.

Cos here comes my willy.

Dead Alive 14-02-2009 12:48 PM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
Lmao! Repped. :D

Angelfromabove 14-02-2009 12:48 PM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
lol!!
And who said romance is dead?

JK Ferret 14-02-2009 01:12 PM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
Fing ace! Denied :(

Blak 14-02-2009 01:28 PM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything's red
Retinal haemorrhage

JK Ferret 14-02-2009 01:33 PM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak (Post 396104)
Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything's red
Retinal haemorrhage

The door across the room has my drink all over it. Well done :u01

Colio 14-02-2009 02:08 PM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
I buy you flowers, i buy you a card
i buy you a meal its not so hard
but sex is just same ole same hole
tonights my night, your getting anal :)

Roger_Mellie 14-02-2009 02:26 PM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
Roses are s**t,
Violets are poo.
I've got Tourettes,
so c**t, w**k, f**k you.

Dead Alive 14-02-2009 02:29 PM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
I Think She Loves Me!

I was standing in the old pool hall.
She was sitting there on a bar stool,
pretty and tall.

I turned and whispered in her ear.
She jumped up and hit me with a left
hook that upset my beer.

She caught me with a right that dropped me to my knees.
Then she kicked be in the stomach and stomped
on my head, until I bled.

All of my old buddies made a quick exit into the hall.
Then she pulled out her cell phone and made
one quick call.

Oh! I think she loves me!
Cause she called an ambulance,
before she called the law!

Copyrighted by one Jackie R. Kays apparently.

MaddAussie 14-02-2009 02:35 PM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
bend over love
your about to get fisted

/taxi!

XPurple-PoisonX 14-02-2009 08:49 PM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
Pmsl!!

Angelfromabove 16-02-2009 10:00 AM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
lmao!!!

Blak 16-02-2009 11:47 PM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
Can't believe the Cr@zY classic has gone unmentioned...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm going to **** you with rake.

Angelfromabove 17-02-2009 07:43 AM

Re: A poem for Valentine's Day
 
LMAO! HAHAHAHAHA!


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