View Full Version : How to make a game server hate you in less then Less then 6 hours.

17-02-2012, 11:19 AM
[03:31:04] <Zerobyte> common, one more tick and im there
[03:31:16] <Krull> tick
[03:31:30] <Zerobyte> [19:31:24] Body stamina increased to 40 - Yay!
[03:31:35] <Darkblas> [03:30:40] Blacksmithing increased to 49
[03:31:36] <Bobmcknob> nice
[03:31:49] <Zerobyte> grats dark, so close
[03:31:55] <Darkblas> yea almost there
[03:32:11] <Boston> Congratulations :)
[03:32:14] <Darkblas> lol with body stamina we should do swim races
[03:33:42] <Zerobyte> i swan from new amsterdam to the skeleton desert, and drowned right on the shore lol
[03:35:33] <Zerobyte> and after swanning, i swam
[03:37:10] <Benawi> [02:36:40] The Young horse gives you a nervous look. What did you do now? o.0
[03:37:47] <Gedd> snakes are really the greater danger to noobs.. had to see and persistant
[03:38:10] <Freakygnome> found that out the hard way :p
[03:39:19] <Gedd> ah almost March.. isn;t Sant Pattys day we go out snake clubing?
[03:40:28] <Roggeh> Dug my cart into a hole. Diggin it out now lol.
[03:48:11] <Roggeh> So who is all going to the kyclops killing on deli?
[03:48:38] <Eroc> when is it?
[03:48:46] <Roggeh> Let me get a link.
[03:48:51] <Eroc> ty
[03:48:56] <Bobmcknob> saturday
[03:49:12] <Eroc> yea got some good FS to add to the fight
[03:49:15] <Bobmcknob> assuming american
[03:49:18] <Roggeh> ( LInk Removed)*********
[03:49:26] <Roggeh> There you go.
[03:49:42] <Eroc> thank you
[03:51:23] <Roggeh> 1day 7hours 8mins Woo.
[03:56:09] <Alyeska> If you need to get a ride to deli for the slaying, we are leaving in 13 hours from oceanside haven
[03:56:28] <Etna> can i join with only 5 fighting skill and survive? :P
[03:56:35] <Alyeska> everybody is free to come
[03:56:43] <Alyeska> all you need to do is target it to get the title
[03:56:48] <Roggeh> Yep.
[03:57:04] <Etna> i think I can come then, not sure though
[03:57:14] <Alyeska> depending on how many peoepl we will have, some peoepl may have to target and then back out till tis dead, Im not sure how the attacker cap works now
[03:57:15] <Roggeh> Oh and alyeska, I was wondering, when does the random prize drawing happen? Afterwards right?
[03:57:24] <Alyeska> afterwards yeah
[03:57:47] <Roggeh> Ok.
[03:58:42] <Roggeh> Well good night wurmians. Cya tomorrow.
[03:58:54] <Paddles> nn
[04:04:14] <Olaff> Friend an I are returning to wurm, figured try out one of the new servers..looking for a decent spot to set up a small settlement for us..ideas?
[04:04:39] <Fatboy> North east
[04:04:43] <Etna> ( edited to remove link for posting.. conversation was errelevant.)!!******
[04:04:46] <Fatboy> actually along the east coast
[04:04:58] <Olaff> Thank you
[04:06:33] <Gedd> 596 more spiders to go
[04:06:44] <Etna> What are you making gedd?
[04:06:49] <Etna> some kind of horrible spider cave?
[04:07:15] <Gedd> just increasing skill.. figure a spider is a good 0.001 in huge clubs
[04:07:27] <Gedd> 0.01*
[04:07:44] <Etna> since when do spiders use huge clubs?
[04:08:01] <Gedd> they use them to die
[04:08:30] <Gedd> 63.76 huge clubs now
[04:08:42] <Zerobyte> lol gedd
[04:08:57] <Gedd> pushing for 70
[04:09:06] <Zerobyte> did ya get a title at 50?
[04:09:32] <Gedd> no, but I want to see if Clubs will at 50, 44.07 clubs too
[04:10:25] <Gedd> figure 3 years using clubs.. time to level them up
[04:11:40] <Gedd> nice than a vyn priest can remove damage
[04:12:14] <Darkblas> [04:11:43] Blacksmithing increased to 50
[04:12:23] <Darkblas> [04:11:43] You have just received the title 'Blacksmith'!
[04:12:26] <Gedd> nice.. get the title?
[04:12:38] <Zerobyte> grats!
[04:13:06] <Kylebooze> [01:13:06] Your title is now Blacksmith.
[04:13:29] <Frederikam> how to change server?
[04:13:48] <Etna> to what server do you want to go
[04:14:17] <Frederikam> any non pvp server with trees and that
[04:14:38] <Krull> there arev trees here Fred
[04:14:44] <Kylebooze> lmao
[04:15:08] <Krull> just not at the start area
[04:15:28] <Krull> and this is nonppv
[04:15:44] <Gedd> sswim north
[04:15:45] <Kylebooze> yeah, no pay-per-view here
[04:16:26] <Krull> in my house there is lol
[04:17:07] <Krull> Fredericam?
[04:17:55] <Krull> Sprekenzi Fredericam
[04:18:03] <Frederikam> yes?
[04:18:21] <Krull> you are in the right place
[04:18:40] <Frederikam> i found a place where i can get wood
[04:19:28] <Krull> yes no new areas on any servers have wood i thenk you must walk away
[04:19:33] <Kylebooze> i forgot David Thorne posted another entry lol, must read
[04:19:58] <Olaff> Is there a map of the server?
[04:20:16] <Drsatan> ( webite link removed)
[04:20:29] <Krull> [03:09:55] <Jonydowy> the map is on the forum on exodus section
[04:21:26] <Krull> credit given
[04:25:47] <Gedd> ever get nosebleeds from getting to emotionally enraged. People think I'm always happy. I'm just trying to stay serine to stay alive
[04:26:43] <Kylebooze> do you keep a box of tissues or a roll of toilet paper with you?
[04:26:44] <Gedd> that and asprin thins my blood too much if I take more than too.. haven't had an asprin for 15 years
[04:27:16] <Gedd> I can look straight ahead and everything runs down the back of the throught
[04:27:33] <Kylebooze> you should get that checked out
[04:27:41] <Gedd> *throat
[04:27:53] <Kylebooze> two*
[04:31:29] <Krull> Gedd the definition of stress is the inability to strangle the living s--- out of one who truly deserves it, perhaps you should look into relieving your stress?
[04:32:17] <Wardrop> fleshlight
[04:32:23] <Gedd> I live alone and aside of talking to a computer via phone this morning have not spoken for 30 hours
[04:32:24] <Wardrop> Boosh
[04:32:25] <Krull> it always makes me feel better
[04:32:40] <Gedd> very stres free
[04:32:45] <Krull> hmm
[04:32:47] <Shubi> [11:32:18] You flirtilly wink at the brown cow eye.
[04:32:49] <Gedd> besides that what I use running for
[04:34:02] <Gedd> like an emotional black squishy ball in the top back of my head.. I need energy I just squeeze it a little
[04:34:29] <Krull> is different
[04:34:52] <Krull> running makes me stress
[04:35:01] <Wardrop> If i stole a rowboat, how do i stop someone else from stealing it back?
[04:35:09] <Jonydowy> :))
[04:35:12] <Jonydowy> lol
[04:35:20] <Krull> you dont
[04:35:23] <Kylebooze> lock it
[04:35:25] <Jonydowy> put a lock and anchor on it
[04:35:28] <Gedd> *next on cops*
[04:35:30] <Wardrop> I found some locks can i lock it up?
[04:35:48] <Jonydowy> nope if u don't have key
[04:35:49] <Gyro> needs aboatock
[04:36:04] <Wardrop> Bummer
[04:36:07] <Jonydowy> needs to have your name on it to be able to acces it without key
[04:36:18] <Krull> yep
[04:36:23] <Jonydowy> also the owner might still get it back:P
[04:36:29] <Gedd> *makes armor from discarded keys.. no more decay
[04:36:35] <Jonydowy> because he can embark without key
[04:36:56] <Jonydowy> anywa i think stealing boats is forbidden on this server
[04:36:56] <Wardrop> It was there i was sick of drowning
[04:37:10] <Krull> and the big question is why?
[04:37:18] <Jonydowy> dunno
[04:37:22] <Wardrop> Its a boat!
[04:37:46] <Fatboy> cant steal boats here unless their set o public
[04:37:52] <Krull> no why steal it why try to keep it why
[04:37:57] <Wardrop> i walked up to it and it let me be captain sailed off.
[04:38:05] <Wardrop> maybe he died on it
[04:38:20] <Jonydowy> or he's loged of in it:))
[04:38:27] <Wardrop> lol
[04:38:29] <Fatboy> if its on public nuffin u could do bout it
[04:38:32] <Jonydowy> and he will log on next to your place:))
[04:38:44] <Fatboy> no he will log in where the boat was
[04:38:46] <Wardrop> im like 6 hours old
[04:38:47] <Krull> and be mad as hell
[04:38:54] <Gedd> and drown
[04:39:08] <Wardrop> ive never played the game
[04:39:09] <Jonydowy> think he will still be in the boat
[04:39:12] <Fatboy> yup, ya just drownd some1 when they log in
[04:39:13] <Krull> no he wont drown
[04:39:15] <Gedd> tidies up
[04:39:25] <Jonydowy> unless u fill al spots on that boat
[04:39:35] <Krull> might drown you tho
[04:39:39] <Fatboy> he will drowned if its to far from land
[04:39:44] <Gedd> hmm guess we will know when he logs in
[04:39:59] <Krull> no you can log in boats
[04:40:00] <Gedd> "hey weres my boat'' and o one
[04:40:07] <Void> %% $%&&&&!!!! where is my boooat (jk)
[04:40:16] <Krull> and then he will track you
[04:40:21] <Fatboy> wat kind of boat was it?
[04:40:27] <Wardrop> then what?
[04:40:31] <Krull> rowboat
[04:40:39] <Fatboy> bahh just a row boat ^^
[04:40:41] <Krull> then you die
[04:40:42] <Wardrop> O.0
[04:40:45] <Fatboy> why even bother snagin it
[04:40:47] <Wardrop> really
[04:40:54] <Krull> yep
[04:41:06] <Frederikam> how to figth?
[04:41:09] <Krull> i would kill you
[04:41:19] <Wardrop> how?
[04:41:30] <Kazith> using magic
[04:41:57] <Void> deadly electro-shockwaves throu the keyboard, you get this skill when you reach 100 /played days
[04:42:00] <Krull> put your sword in your hand shield on your arm normal fighting and autofight
[04:42:23] <Gedd> mmm electroshock.. going to put on my ab belt now and get shocked
[04:42:32] <Krull> thats how to fight frederic
[04:42:33] <Wardrop> Really
[04:42:46] <Kylebooze> sounds kinky
[04:42:47] <Fatboy> yup
[04:42:52] <Wardrop> I know nothing abot this game
[04:43:01] <Wardrop> so this is very interesting
[04:43:06] <Fatboy> also for snagin peoples boats, The Troll King is coming to kill ya.
[04:43:15] <Void> and the boogieman
[04:43:16] <Krull> if i was you war i would be far away when he loggs on
[04:43:33] <Wardrop> Really
[04:43:36] <Fatboy> any1 got that SS of the troll king?
[04:44:00] <Wardrop> Is there that bgig ofr a diffwerence in ability to even swing a swortd in this game?
[04:44:11] <Krull> and when you get to esert i would be very careful not to steal here i kill thieves here
[04:44:38] <Krull> wall em too
[04:44:48] <Fatboy> 2h slow hitters, 1h fast hitters.
[04:44:53] <Krull> and am not joking
[04:45:03] <Kazith> ahh, that explains some of the pens.
[04:45:07] <Wardrop> You play darkfall?
[04:45:19] <Fatboy> crapfall, bahaha!
[04:45:22] <Void> botfall you mean
[04:45:26] <Krull> nope i play wurm
[04:45:34] <Fatboy> Welcome to Wurm, enjoy ur speedy death! XD
[04:45:54] <Fatboy> look aroun dya, ull find corpses of those who tried to steal
[04:45:58] <Wardrop> WHat combat is there you stand there dude.. youhard im totally impressed
[04:46:12] <Wardrop> You play dc?
[04:46:12] <Shizno> darkfall? Like on PS1?
[04:46:18] <Fatboy> ^^
[04:46:20] <Krull> lol try me any time
[04:46:30] <Wardrop> hing that takes a little skill
[04:46:45] <Fatboy> crapfall takes 0 skill ^^
[04:47:04] <Krull> again when you get here ill be waiting
[04:47:04] <Fatboy> hey guys lets macro are skill n do somethin else in the mean time ^^
[04:47:06] <Wardrop> HAd to play it
[04:47:27] <Gedd> or getting banned running into a fall
[04:47:34] <Fatboy> ^^
[04:47:47] <Gedd> or getting banned for swimming
[04:47:53] <Wardrop> thats not even the thing, this games combat mechanics force you to stand still in front of each other so tell me how does one brag too a 6 hour player about how evil he is
[04:47:57] <Fatboy> u forgot talkin!
[04:48:01] <Jessie> Anyoe around north of the map selling horses?
[04:48:04] <Wardrop> I mean really.. really.
[04:48:11] <Fatboy> hey War, watcha doin here ?
[04:48:21] <Wardrop> trying to play
[04:48:29] <Fatboy> seriously, why did ya come if ur gonna complain
[04:48:30] <Alyeska> I think combat in this game isnt very important tand thats why it is underdevelopped
[04:48:30] <Krull> hes in your local?
[04:48:41] <Fatboy> not in mine ^^
[04:48:58] <Wardrop> he complaining.. i said i stole a boat, you raged
[04:49:12] <Krull> me either but it works well enough on noob thieves
[04:49:16] <Fatboy> lmao, who said were ragin or complaining ^^
[04:49:17] <Alyeska> well, stealing is against the rules on this server
[04:49:27] <Void> another one bites the kos
[04:49:31] <Krull> lol yep
[04:49:41] <Fatboy> and wat Aly said is true btw.
[04:49:43] <Gedd> stil maybe Epic would be a good place
[04:49:52] <Fatboy> this server has a different set of rules then the pvp :-P
[04:50:04] <Wardrop> good , put me over at fallen earth on it too
[04:50:20] <Alyeska> comvat on the freedom isles is not very important, its the crafting and building and alike thats mostly donehere
[04:50:20] <Fatboy> u wont last on fallen earth ^^
[04:50:26] <Krull> and you started off on a really bad foot
[04:50:31] <Wardrop> I was FOE
[04:50:41] <Fatboy> so was i and still am, since beta :-P
[04:50:42] <Wardrop> of the empire
[04:50:45] <Krull> you are noob
[04:50:53] <Fatboy> 0.o
[04:50:56] <Alyeska> stealing is against the rules and proudly admitting it in kchat isnt going to get you on anybodys good side
[04:50:57] <Wardrop> Your a nonefactor
[04:51:05] <Krull> soon to be quit noob
[04:51:11] <Fatboy> hes trolling
[04:51:32] <Krull> like soo many others before you
[04:51:41] <Fatboy> hes not even a noob, just sum basement dweller that has personal issues ^_^
[04:51:53] <Wardrop> If this is the pve server and i can walk up to a boat and click be captain and sail off on my fancy rowboat
[04:52:05] <Krull> we wont even remember you in 3 days war
[04:52:10] <Fatboy> Mb u should read the rules first :-P
[04:52:10] <Wardrop> why all the tough internet fatguy talk?
[04:52:21] <Fatboy> lmao
[04:52:31] <Krull> likewise
[04:52:35] <Fatboy> does any1 here see my tough talkin?
[04:52:53] <Fatboy> im grinding ship building, n ur my entertainment war :-P
[04:52:58] <Wardrop> Look at him hes riddin that jock like its a popsickle
[04:53:00] <Krull> nope im the one being a jerk
[04:53:01] <Void> no, but angry little children tends to be over-sensetive fat
[04:53:13] <Fatboy> very true their also ^^
[04:53:17] <Krull> be mad at me lol
[04:53:33] <Wardrop> Not mad i like oddities
[04:53:44] <Krull> you must
[04:53:58] <Wardrop> Thats what said
[04:53:58] <Krull> it shows
[04:54:02] <Fatboy> u must be really sad to pop on a pve server just to troll.
[04:54:10] <Wardrop> What?
[04:54:24] <Wardrop> Are you people real
[04:54:38] <Krull> go play wow or something with the other kiddies
[04:54:46] <Wardrop> Wow
[04:54:47] <Alyeska> no, were all robots
[04:54:48] <Void> go back to botfall/wow, its more the communtiy you are looking for
[04:54:50] <Alyeska> go figure
[04:54:51] <Wardrop> really
[04:54:53] <Kasom> remembers me to feed the troll.. erm hoses..
[04:54:55] <Krull> were busy here
[04:55:17] <Wardrop> its huddle time aint
[04:55:25] <Wardrop> it
[04:55:25] <Fatboy> this game needs a age limit ^^
[04:55:34] <Wardrop> I totally agree
[04:55:35] <Kasom> i may be to old then :)
[04:55:41] <Fatboy> lmao
[04:55:44] <Krull> and an iq level too
[04:55:45] <Alyeska> remember, if enough peoepl ignore someone, they get auto muted.
[04:55:58] <Fatboy> very true!
[04:56:03] <Facesofmu> what's your point here, Wardrop? Generally?
[04:56:04] <Fatboy> lets all ignorem
[04:56:05] <Krull> how many aly?
[04:56:18] <Wardrop> I dont want to ignore them, , others ready people, sane poeple...
[04:56:26] <Alyeska> I dunno., but the moment you ignore them they get muted for you which would solve a lot here already
[04:56:36] <Wardrop> what did i say, i said i stole a boat.. now if i was a douche would i say it
[04:56:45] <Fatboy> i gottem on ignore, every1 else follow
[04:56:51] <Krull> lol thanks forgot how to spll you
[04:56:55] <Shadowkyle> who are we ignoring?
[04:56:55] <Fatboy> then he will need a new char to troll with ^^
[04:57:01] <Fatboy> Wardrop
[04:57:09] <Alyeska> :)
[04:57:37] <Void> one command and the chat is scumfree, modern technic is great
[04:57:42] <Alyeska> I know
[04:57:54] <Alyeska> with the click of a button - suddenly peace
[04:57:56] <Krull> [03:57:09] You now ignore Wardrop. thanks Aly
[04:57:57] <Fatboy> but their goes the entertainment ^^
[04:58:07] <Void> but i prefer the deadly shockwaves through the keyboard, solves the rl-issues too
[04:58:12] <Wardrop> plz
[04:58:28] <Krull> not if he spawns im in esert
[04:58:29] <Void> nah fatboy, the world out there is full of morons, i dont need them all to much in the virtual world too
[04:58:34] <Gedd> "He's headed for the stairs!"
[04:58:39] <Shadowkyle> typing /kchat solves tons of problems
[04:58:46] <Fatboy> very true void, haha
[04:58:58] <Wardrop> omg they got a congrigation
[04:58:59] <Shadowkyle> hahaha Gedd
[04:59:16] <Krull> he pops into local the fun begins lol
[04:59:24] <Gedd> ah so gonna use that at work now
[04:59:26] <Alyeska> dont worry, the ignore command also works for local
[04:59:31] <Shadowkyle> lol
[04:59:45] <Kasom> what does he look like?
[04:59:47] <Krull> no im gonna chase him lol
[04:59:51] <Kasom> oh... nvm..
[04:59:56] <Fatboy> lol
[05:00:03] <Shadowkyle> do they speak english in What
[05:00:04] <Alyeska> hes probably wearing a green dress
[05:00:06] <Void> hehe yea kasom^^
[05:00:11] <Wardrop> So like the whole server hates the wardrop..
[05:00:18] <Fatboy> lol aly.
[05:00:24] <Void> hrhr
[05:00:24] <Fatboy> wheres waldo, haha
[05:00:30] <Wardrop> Fk it im keepin the boat then
[05:00:31] <Krull> be my luck
[05:00:56] <Krull> btw aly did you see your guest?
[05:01:04] <Alyeska> uhm
[05:01:14] <Alyeska> possibly, depending on who it is
[05:01:19] <Krull> fezdani i think
[05:01:28] <Alyeska> oh yeah
[05:01:33] <Krull> cool
[05:01:44] <Alyeska> I set her up with some dye and shes on her way home now, but she logged
[05:01:59] <Fatboy> aly u got sum birght white dye?
[05:02:07] <Krull> thought her a he most of the night
[05:02:13] <Alyeska> I can make 82 ql white, I dont have any better zinc atm

* Had to remove links , since I've not been a member long enough.

I am truly amazed..:u12

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17-02-2012, 11:25 AM

17-02-2012, 01:38 PM
I hate you, and I merely read 3 lines.

18-02-2012, 02:01 AM

18-02-2012, 02:14 AM

I'm actually the good guy for once... Besides if i hadn't posted the full log then there would be that one guy in the wheres waldo of the net that would have called me less then forthcoming to say the least.

I was hoping to provide a laugh or two and a conversation perhaps. But I see, drama is quite unavoidable.

And The title states, its less then six hours.

18-02-2012, 09:54 AM
And The title states, its less then six hours.

Probably take the same amount of time to read it :(.. If I am awake at 3am and can't find anything to do, I'll read it and chuckle then be disappointed by the amount of hype.